Truths of Life

Camping with the family for four days has a way of enlightening you to the truths of life far faster than any Buddhist priest could ever hope.

5 truths to enlightenment:

• Children have a need to whine, complain and bicker among themselves.


• 74 degrees F pool water is friken cold.


• Bouncing on an air mattress is fun when awake but annoying when asleep.


• There is nothing soothing about the sound of crows at 5:30 a.m.


• Mosquitoes suck (pun intended)